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Technology is bad mmmmk.

    My iPhone is attached to my hip 99% of the time. This post is not to condemn technology or say we should all go back to the stone-age or anything like that. It's to explain why we are becoming less social due to the acceptance of the ever-present availability of information in our every day lives. 

    It starts with simpler times. Back in the day we didn't have all these fancy-shmancy apps to tell us what the weather was going to be like that day. We also didn't have 24 hour news channels to tell us what the President is up to, who murdered someone, and who won the latest Manchester Dog Show. We didn't have the ability to txt on our hips 23 hours a day. These types of resources eliminate our need for face-to-face communication with new people. Now we can talk to the same few people who are thousands of miles away instead of conversing with the people right in front of us. We do get to maintain relationships despite distance, but starting those relationships in the first place may be getting a little harder. 
    Maybe not having to talk to the guy next to you in class to find out the release date of the newest movie isn't that bad, but when you add up all the times you won't have to talk to random strangers to get the latest sports scores, movie release dates, schedule changes, etc, it could possibly make someone a less social person. And when you add up all the people that this has happened to, you get a society that is a little bit more alone and a little more anti-social. 
   We are a changing and evolving society, not content without everything being bigger and better than the day before. But just because something is new and shaves .3 seconds from your daily grind, doesn't mean it doesn't have consequences. So every once in a while, just ask the person next to you on the bus what the weather's going to be instead of using your phone. Like, once. Just do it once. You never know when you'll meet a new friend. 
MAN. That was depressing. So here's a funny cat gif. 

10 Things You Should Know About Working in a National Park

When you work in a National Park for a summer and a half, you experience things that few others get to. Here are my top 10 for right now. 

1. You are cut off from civilization.

The first thing you will notice is that civilization is nowhere to be found. If you are in a location that is lucky enough to have cell phone service, that will be your only link to the outside world. You can usually get internet, but the hardware probably hasnt been updated since 2002. This can be one of the hardest parts, but also one of the best parts if you are trying to get away from a past life or have a warrant out for your arrest, like many of my former co-workers. 

2. The food sucks

This is honestly the worst part of the experience. You get cafeteria style food that repeats itself every two weeks. They also use the same grease for just about everything on the menu so when you have a 4 month season, the food gets old QUICK. The worst part is it's 100 miles to the closest fast food or Walmart so going out to eat means getting cup-noodles from the general store. 

3. The work sucks. 

The jobs suck. You'll start out in an entry level position no matter what experience you have. The entry jobs are usually washing dishes, cleaning hotel rooms, or dishing out food to employees that entail picking up other peoples shit for less than shit pay. The higher paying jobs are reserved for people that keep coming back year after year. You'll always be working more than you thought you would because your coworkers get fired and you have to pick up their shifts or the company just didn't hire enough people to begin with. Either way, 80 hour weeks become the norm by the end of the season. 

4. Everybody drinks. 

I'm putting it lightly when I say "fish wish they could drink like these people". Alcohol is what makes the national park system run and operate. If the streams and rivers are the blood, alcohol is the endocrine system(weed is the nervous system). Whether you work the next day or in the next 20 minutes, any person is up to drink a PBR or Rainier at any time of day. And at night the alcohol flows like the piss from a newborn; theres just no stopping it. Ever. At all. Don't even try. Give up already. 

5. Everybody smokes

Cigarettes. and weed also. some people crack too.  

6. The company sucks. 

You can get fired for looking at someone wrong. From 300 yards away. At night. And you're blind. Yeah. 

7. Everybody drinks.

The company owns the place the employees get alcohol so really all the money being made by the employees just goes right back into the company. Its kind of sad. But really, you are an outlier if you have less than 25 Black Velvet handles in your graveyard. Step your game up bro. 

8. Everybody hooks up.

You can find your soul mate, but most likely you will lose your virginity in a drunken stupor to a guy with an unbuttoned flannel, one dread, and the mustache of a pedophile. Choose wisely. 

9. You will most likely have a roommate. 

For college students this isnt that big of a deal, but for the 28 year olds that didnt even go to college, this can make or break your season. If you meet someone that seems like you may be able to remotely get along with in the dining hall before rooms are assigned, be their roommate. Otherwise you'll get a Chinese exchange student that doesnt wear deodorant and eats cup-noodles for every meal instead of the dining hall and your girlfriend for the season cant stand the smell so you have to hook up in her room but her roommate is always there for some reason and even when shes not the bed is really rickety anJUST MAKE IT THE FIRST GUY OK?!?!

10. The nature makes it all worth it. 

The natural beauty of your environment makes it all worth it. You can go for a quick hike on one of the three trails right outside your dorm room or you can spend a weekend climbing a 14,000 ft peak. Or you can fish the streams and lakes after dinner. Or you can take a drive and see more wildlife than you have in the past 10 years combined. Or you can take a booze cruise on the employee motorboat for an afternoon. Or you can get up early and watch the sunrise on top of a small cliff with your girlfriend for the season. Or you can take star photography that rivals the professionals. Or you can sit around a campfire and drink with wolves howling in the background. Or you can soak in a natural hotspring for 3 hours. Or you can camp across from the Tetons and wake up to the greatest view in the country. Or you can open your dorm room window and let the freshest breeze roll in while watching Netflix 5 seconds at a time. The nature is what you come for, and the friendships are what you'll leave with. I would recommend it to anybody. 

Trapped in the Stoneage

     ​I was born and raised in Seneca, South Carolina. My parents were working class citizens, my dad a project manager at the local power plant and my mom a school teacher for 20 years before becoming a stay-at-home mom. Seneca is about as Baptist a town as you can get in the south outside Slapout, Alabama. 

     These are not the best conditions for accomplishing things that could effect the human race in its entirety. The only people that ever accomplished anything from Seneca, SC were either football players or golfers. The local economy is made up of fast food, doctors offices, Oconee Nuclear Station, the school system, and a manufacturing plant here or there on its last legs before outsourcing puts it out of its misery. 

     I was fortunate enough to travel a lot with my family when I was younger, so I knew of the outside world's fast paced nature and overwhelmingly advanced technology and education system compared to Seneca, SC. This enabled me to at least dream of going somewhere else when college was complete. A majority of the rest of my classmates aren't so lucky. 

I dont know what Im writing about right now. 

     What Im trying to say is that Seneca, bumfuck South Carolina is a terrible place to grow up if you ever want to be anything besides a doctor, lawyer, teacher, or plant manager. This leaves out just about every creative sector of the economy as well as science in its entirety. For someone not satisfied with being one of 4 careers listed above, going to college would have been pretty mind opening if the college I went to wasnt in the next town over of Clemson, SC and that college was not one of the most religious campuses in the NCAA. 

     As an atheist, I was trapped in the stone age of thinking. Almost all creative juices just never trickled down to where the Tigers play. There is no questioning the system, no expression of free thought unless it had to do with whether Jesus physically or metaphorically fed the 5000, no changing how things were done for the last 50 years. If you had a new idea, it was pretty much crushed instantly, if not by the culture, then by the sheer lack of infrastructure to employ it. Finding people that think similarly about life is like finding a needle in a needle stack. When my mother died, that was it. I could see her entire life in my eyes and it wasn't enough for me. I want to accomplish more and be more than what this place is allowing me. 

     Computer science is almost nonexistent. Art is reserved for people that dont want to succeed in life. Travel is for people in the military. These are the real ways people think here and im trapped for another 2 months. Then.......only then........

seriously though, YOLO.